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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 27.06.2025 02:28

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good.

Hysterias & Posteriors

Nuts and Butts

Samsung Nears Wide-Ranging Deal With Perplexity for AI Features - Bloomberg.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

How do I cure anxiety that comes to me when I think about life when in the toilet?

Another attempt resulted in ...

So they tried

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why won't my mom let me come home if I'm homeless?

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Red Dead Redemption star says he "possibly misled some people" but insists "exciting" news is still on the way - Eurogamer

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Box Office: ’28 Years Later’ Chomps on $14 Million Opening Day; ‘Elio’ Facing Pixar’s Lowest Debut Ever as ‘How to Train Your Dragon’ Rules Again - Variety

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

‘John Wick’ Boss Chad Stahelski Gets Candid About Franchise: “My Process Is F***ed” - The Hollywood Reporter

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Everyone loved it.

Chevy Teases a New Corvette 'X' to Debut Next Week - Road & Track

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

share office space ...

5 food combinations that naturally boost gut health - Times of India

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Geologists Just Cracked Open a 500-Million-Year Mystery in the Grand Canyon — What They Found Is Rewriting Earth’s History - Indian Defence Review

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The Best Dinner to Help You Poop in the A.M., According to a Dietitian - EatingWell

They put up a sign reading

No way

Margaret Cho says Ellen DeGeneres was 'not nice' to her for most of her career: 'It's so creepy and weird' - Entertainment Weekly

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

No go.

What are some skincare tips for bad acne with allergies? I'm allergic to most acne treatments and I keep breaking out really bad. The ones I use don't seem to be working.